Well I learned something NEW (and kind of morbidly disturbing too…)

You see, since all my stomach surgeries this past summer, my stomach CONSTANTLY rumbles and grumbles and makes such LOUD and oft times embarrassing hunger pang noises (Shouts!)  when I’m NOT even the slightest bit hungry. So I finally Googled for answers.

It’s that remnant lower stomach (The duodenum) they left inside, it’s totally sealed off and separated from the rest of my stomach, it gets NO FOOD anymore but it still complains about it apparently. It still gets blood supply, but the muscle itself will eventually atrophy.

When I had parts of the tummy re-routed and removed and generally ALTERED, they left that most lower part where it connects to my colon because it produces hormones and regulates B12. But it does not need food to do that, it’s better if that part of my body NEVER sees food since the WHOLE REASON for all the surgeries was the diabetes and the Duodenum is a BASTARD with sugar absorption so it will never see FOOD EVER AGAIN.

But apparently it will forever bitch about that little fact… something I never knew would happen. That really is something the surgeon should mention so people don’t freak out wondering WHY THE FUCK is my stomach talking ALL THE DAMN FREAKING TIME? So dear friends, when you hear my loud tummy talking to you, please don’t ask me if I’m hungry, I’m never freaking hungry. It has NOTHING to do with hunger at all, It’s just the "dead" part of my tummy talking from the grave so to speak.

Freaky huh?

TITLE: Edelweiss
ARTIST: Yours Truly
WARNING: Cute Stuff
RATING: Tooth Decay Sweet G
CHARACTERS: HRE/Germany x N. Italy (Chibitalia)

SUMMARY: Sometimes a sketch comes out better than intended and rather than screw it up by messing with it anymore I figured I’d leave it alone. Sometimes less is so much more.

All done with just the pencil tool in Manga Studio. That’s it. Simple.

Here’s HRE (In my fan-verse he is also Germany/Will become Germany.) and N. Italy. (Chibitalia)

Non-Chibi (Cause my chibi’s really suck.) Plus I really like drawing children.

I love the whole "They were always meant to be/Soul Mates" angle so here they are picking Edelweiss in a field being cute and adorable (and crossdressing thanks to Papa Austria. Really Austria did you never give the boy a bath?! LOL!)

CLICK FER KY00T….

TITLE: Ivan’s Sexy… Pipe?
ARTIST: Me
CHARACTER: Russia (Ivan Braginski)
WARNING: Guy in Underwear with a Pipe
RATING: PG-13 (Nothing more than you see in a magazine in a Calvin Klein Ad but NSWF Just in case.
SUMMARY: Commission for my sweetie  

She wanted Ivan and his Pipe… and very little else.

Internet Cookies if people can figure out the Cyrillic on the pipe and his undies.

Russia says click, you know you want to…KOLKOLKOL

TITLE: G’Day Bruce Tease
ARTIST: Me
CHARACTER: BRUCE! (LOL Monty Python has ruined me!) Australia
RATING: HARD R… Peek-a-boo Penii Alert!
WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NOT WORK SAFE

Click for D-ck

TITLE: *points at Subject header*
ARTIST: Me
CHARACTER(s): Austria
RATING: G
SUMMARY: It’s a picture of Roddy nothing more, totally work safe.

Teaser Tumbnail:

You know the drill… it’s just a cut, stick a band-aid on it!

TITLE: Sweden Mr. Baggy Britches
Artist: ME
Character: See Crappy Title
Rating: PG (Oh Bare Male Chest)
Warning: NONE (Unless Man Chest Bothers you…)
Summary: This ended up looking like an IKEA ad to me. LOL! New Baggy Britches! Aisle 7. More Beefcake. Tra la la… Don’t mind me, I’m just a perv.

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Yup, you know where to click it…

 TITLE: Finland
Artist: ME
Character: See Crappy Title
Rating: G
Warning: NONE
Summary: Here’s Tino (Finland) perhaps looking up at Berwald (Sweden) since it looks as if Berwald just draped his coat over Tino’s shoulders… cause I’m a freaking SAP like that.

As Always, Images under Mighty cut…

 TITLES:

Feliks Riding Bareback like Fer Sure!
Boobies Need Own Zip Code
Hercules Crack Tease

CHARACTERS: Poland, Ukraine and Greece Respectively

RATING: Fairly Tame but still NSFW for the most part. 

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aph- Berwald in a Suit by *fablespinner on deviantART

APH – Viking Berwald by *fablespinner on deviantART

I thought I’d do one of these but instead of answering silly generic questions I’d rather answer specific questions from people here…

So Please list in comments *ANY* (and I do mean any) questions you have about me (You’re not limited to one), art, fandom, whatever you want to really know. And After a few day’s I’ll compile the list and answer everyone’s questions in a recording and post the audio link here.

Anythings goes, nothing is too personal frankly. I’m pretty much an open book in real life and have nothing to hide. And you totally get to hear my awesome BUTCH voice. (LOL!SARCASM) I so could voice male anime characters, and not the UKES!! O_o (I wish I was lying, I’m such a dude.)

Ask Away!

 I’m going to respond to comments directly with MP3s… Otherwise it’s going to me a massive file. I’ll respond individually. (I talk too much.)