Your hubby buys you Hot Yaoi  Pr0n. LOL! Got a Manga I didn’t already have in my stocking.

I also got a Juicer (And I juiced every tangerine in the house and it was yummy.)

and I got a couple of Movies and the Entire BlackAdder collection on DVD instead of my ancient VHS tapes. YAY for upgrading an old BBC Britcom collection I love.

We watched the Christmas Special in the set, one of my Favorites. "Melchett: And What of the Foul Marmedons? Baldrick: Good news! For the Marmedons…" That was obscure I know. Sorry.

For now I think I will start at the beginning and marathon the episodes, that sounds like a very cunning plan for christmas, yes indeed.

Happy Holidays Everyone!

Pictures and Videos…

PHOTOS:http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=307888&id=552256353&l=c528c4f5ad

VIDEOS:

Dad gave me this little wall plaque that says:

"I smile because you are my Daughter… I Laugh because there is NOTHING you can do about it."

LOL

I love it.

That’s so my Dad. The booger!
It is of course hanging up right where I can see it.
I’m such a Daddy’s girl.

I made out like a bandit this year! I got my "Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!" Well, the equivilent at least for ME!

I Got a KINDLE! YIPPEEEEEEE!!!! (I’ve already downloaded about 800 books onto it, I’m not kidding.)

*AND*

Oh it gets even better….

I got a one of a kind, hand-crafted by a world-renowned Master Luthier (Bill Neely) Mountain Dulcimer!
It’s has a Walnut Body, Spruce Top and Maple Finger board…. Unnnnnnn. I am very lucky that I have this for 2 reasons…

1.) Not something I would normally buy for myself because a custom made instrument is BLEEDING EXPENSIVE and Bill Neely is a Master craftsman and known throughout the bluegrass music world for his instruments…

2.) My parent’s got a deal on this because my Mom’s little brother, my uncle Steve, married Bill Neely’s daughter! Thanks to Laura for helping make this beautiful instrument built especially for me possible! <3 <3 <3 XOXOXOXO

I also got a box of chocolates *yummy* and some really cute Kitty socks.

It’s that time of year again….

I need everyone’s updated and current mailing addresses pretty please!

<3 info!

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Here’s our Condo all FESTIVE and GAY.

Jesus, it took us 4 hours to open gifts this morning… O_o Mom had like 87 million gifts under the tree this year and Dad was just shy of that.
O_o Holy Schomoley!

I already posted what I bought for the Parental Units…

This is the Haul I got:
1. JVC 30GB HD Camcorder
2. iPod Video 80 GB
3. $500 Gift Card Visa (Already BLOWN online buying Extra batteries and carry cases etc… for the electronic gadgets and what was leftover I bought about 20 books on Amazon.com! Electronics and Books! YIPPEEEEEE!!!)
4. Some Nifty Sony Wireless Headphones. ^_^
5. One Year Membership to Red Carpet Car Wash… I can wash my damn car every damn day. (Can you tell this came from my Dad? Loller Skates, I think this is a hint to wash my car more often no? ^_^)

Then the Cheap traditional, I get every year and love presents:
6. Mr. Winkle Calendar and
7. Engagement Daily Planner (Cutest Damn Dog EVAR! i am so gonna cry when this baby dog dies, he’s so sweet.)
8. Box of Assorted Chocolates. (YUM)

Stocking Stuffers:
9. Again, every year since I was 2 years old I get the lifesavers story book (About 8 rolls of lifesavers in a cute little paper fold up book. The butter rum lifesavers are already history. ^_^
10. Cell Phone Mount/Holder Clip for my Car
11. 34 Psi Tire Pressure Indicator Caps (Radio Shack’s Brand) I have a slow leak in my Front Driver’s side tire, VERY VERY SLOW, so these will help keep an great eye on my tires so I can add a little air when I need to. Very cool, I’d have never thought of something like this, leave it to my daddy.

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Again over on PD, yet another of the Secret Santa people was getting shafted! You’d think with only 8 participants those eight could COMMIT TO ONE FUCKING PICTURE!

But No……. two of them totally flaked…

One didn’t do anything at all, and the other only posted hers at the last second *AFTER* I’d already drawn one to take it’s place. (The one I posted Yesterday with COCK! *snerk*)

Think I reminded her with my image and the 8 million PMs I sent goading these people to finish?

She ending up posting the most god awful rough sketch as her side of the trade when she is totally capable of drawing WELL.

Ironically? she was also the first to Receive her gift!!! And hers was nice too! I ripped her a new asshole without swearing like a drunk sailor too, GO ME!

She totally didn’t get it and can’t see how utterly selfish she was. Her excuse? “I’m waiting for a tablet for Christmas!” and “I was working so hard”

SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS?!?! MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU’RE POSTING GREAT ASS PICTURES ALL MONTH THAT WERE NOT FOR YOUR SECRET SANTA. SO I DON’T BUY THE WORK EXCUSE IF YOU HAD TIME TO DRAW AT ALL AND SECONDLY HOW ARE YOU DOING THOSE OTHER PICTURES THEN? YOU WERE TOTALLY CAPABLE OF DOING MORE THAN A ROUGH GOD DAMN SKETCH AND YOU JUST DIDN’T GIVE A RATS ASS SWEETHEART! YOU CAN’T PULL MY LEG LIKE THAT TOOTS. I’M TWICE YOUR AGE, RESPONSIBLE AND DAMN PISSED OFF AT YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE SELFISH TWIT!

Oh that felt good, that’s what i wanted to say. I said it only a lot nicer without the name calling.

I hate Scrooges.

The other one has totally ignored all attempts to remind them to finish and didn’t submit anything so here was a last minute “replacement” so our last person didn’t get NOTHING.
they asked for a Grey Wolf… I have never drawn a wolf in my life, but I gave it the old college try.

Grey Wolf In Winter

I suck at Realism but as always Full View Under Cut