Hair & Scalp Treatments

• HairDew™ Shampoo & Conditioner
  All Natural Personalized Shampoo w/ Silk Amino Acids and scalp nourishing honey. Ideal for those that suffer Acne and/or Breakouts on Scalp and Hairline. Conditioners with Aloe and Jojoba Oil to pamper your hair and scalp.

And DAMN it works great on static too! I have BABY FINE hair and my hair always looks like I just rubbed a balloon on it and sticks to my forehead from static (Unless I goop it with gels and hairspray). Not anymore! Yippee!!!

I’m going through and filing all my products with the FDA VCRP (Ya know those pesky ingredient labels, I have to file a form for each individual ingredient in all my stuff… *EYES BLEED*)

The irritating part? The Nomenclature I have for some of the ingredients are not on the FDA list.
Well they *ARE* But it’s a HIDE AND SEEK Game — You know the government, they like to spell things different, add words like HYDROGENATED, UNHYDROGENATED (When neither is necessary. That’s WET OR DRY FOLKS WHO CARES!) Hyphenate words, split up copolymers into two separate entries, etc.. they do this to things randomly so it’s a pain in the ass to track down my ingredients on their list, get the 9 digit FDA code to put on the form.

Because you  know I am NOT a scientist and I don’t readily know an alternative nomenclature to all these things nor magically pull them out of my ASS!

Because seriously it took me long enough to find that the LATIN name for
SHEA BUTTER = BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (Yeah I totally would have known THAT! Sounds just like SHEA BUTTER!)

That’s one of many WTFery names I have to put on a label for innocuous stuff. Castor Seed Oil is "RICINUS COMMUNIS SEED OIL" for example. Yeah that totally sounds like CASTOR OIL I could have found that easily! NOT!

I mean come on, MOST PEOPLE would not know that. What a pain in the ASS just call it fucking SHEA BUTTER or CASTOR SEED OIL, who speaks LATIN other than scientists or Ancient History Students these days?

I think it’s counterproductive actually for the retail public and subsequently retailers and manufacturers like myself. Reading labels like that makes one thinks OMG CHEMICALS!!!! When there’s not a single chemical in there only butters and oils that sound frankly SCARY once applied with a LATIN nomenclature.

RAWR.

end rant

My Beauty Bars™ – Product Catalog

Soap Shop

• My Beauty Bars™
  All Natural Personalized Soaps
• Original Footy Soap™
  Quality Foot Care
• Honey Beads™
  Whipped Cream Daily Facial Cleanser with honey, goats milk and vita burst beads.
• FOAMidable™
  Foaming Body Scrubs
• GELICIOUS!™
  Customized Shower Gels

Skin Care Essentials

• Butter Me Up!™
  Body Butters
• Sweet Creams™
  Head to Toe Body Lotions
• Face Facts™
  Facial Moisturizer

 

Lip Care Center

• Lip Service™
  Lip Emollients

Bouquet Boutique

• Did you MIST Me?™
  Personalized Scent Body Mists! For Men and Women!
• ORB IT!™
  Personal Perfume oils in a Roller ball bottle. For Men and Women!

Botanical & Aromatherapy Spa Baths

• SereniTEAS™
  Spa Bath Skin Soak Botanical & Aromatherapy Teas
• aSALT Me!™
  Spa Mineral and Milk Bath

Lip Service™ Emollients

Lip Service™ Emollients are all natural and soothing to keep your lips healthy and soft. Available in twenty different and unique flavors.

Protect your lips like you protect your skin. Weather, cold, UV rays and even just licking your lips throughout the day can chap and crack your lips. A little emollient goes a long way to keeping your lips soft and healthy. Wear it alone or under your lipstick, there are no tints to get in the way of your make up and putting emollients on prior to applying lipstick will help your lipstick stay in place longer and keep it from bleeding.

A "win, win" situation!

Retail Price: $2.00 each

Soap Shop

• My Beauty Bars™
  All Natural Personalized Soaps
• Original Footy Soap™
  Quality Foot Care

Lip Care Center

• Lip Service™
  Lip Emollients (New Lower Price! I just got a better deal on my ingredients! w00t!)

Skin Care Essentials

• Butter Me Up!™
  Body Butters
• Sweet Creams™
  Head to Toe Body Lotions
• Face Facts™
  Facial Moisturizer

 

COMING SOON!

• aSALT Me™
  Spa Bath Salts
  Estimated Time of Arrival in Stock by: 03/06/09
• StripTEAS™
  Spa Bath Teas
  Estimated Time of Arrival in Stock by: 03/06/09
• FOAMidable™
  Foaming Body Scrubs
  Estimated Time of Arrival in Stock by: 03/06/09
• Did you MIST Me?™
  Body Mists!
  Estimated Time of Arrival in Stock by: 03/06/09
• ORB IT!™
  Personal Perfume oils in a Roller ball bottle.
  Estimated Time of Arrival in Stock by: 03/06/09
• Honey Beads™
  Whipped Cream Daily Facial Soap with honey and vita burst beads.
  (Honey is an all natural anti-bacteria great for acne sufferers and a gentle skin softener and vita burst beads are a very gentle exfoliant and when you rub the bead into your skin, it dissolves releasing its contents. This bead contains Tricolsan, which is an antibacterial that is thought to fight and prevent breakouts and acne.)
  Estimated Time of Arrival in Stock by: 03/06/09
• GELICIOUS!™
  Shower Gels
  (Our #1 customer request for those who prefer Gel Soap over Bar Soap.)
  Estimated Time of Arrival in Stock by: 03/06/09

There are more goodies in the store now!

http://mybeautybars.com/store

Take a look and let me know what you think pretty please.
(Better yet, but some you won’t regret it. I make good stuff maynard!)