SAVE THE DATE!

Every year I hold the Pr0n Party in my Suite and this year it will be:
Friday Night, October 30th @ 9PM

Bring your worst Pr0n, Animated or Live Action for a screening and MSTing fun!

Only the Best WORST!

Last year’s best of the worst was some horrible Gay Samurai Bikers on a Harley they were selling at Media Blasters! ROTFLMAO! Priceless!

I’ll post my Suite Number once I check in, but save the date! We’re holding it Friday instead of Saturday since we don’t want to keep people from the Bishie Auction and Dance on Saturday Night.

EVERY GOD DAMN YEAR I HAVE BOOKING ISSUES WITH THE DAMN CON HOTEL
EVERY YEAR I BOOK WITHIN 24 HOURS OF HOTEL ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE WEBSITE
AND EVERY YEAR THEY TELL ME… SORRY, WE’RE FULL UP NO BEDS FOR YOU!
BULLSHIT

and YES I E-MAILED MR. USELESS CRAIG CORDOVA WHO COPIES AND PASTES INFORMATION OFF THE WEBSITE TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS! IN OTHER WORDS HE DOES NOT READ WHAT I WRITE TO HIM AND JUST REGURGITATES SHIT I ALREADY KNOW.

USELESS FUCKING SON OF A BITCH IDIOT! RAWR! IF YOU WERE MY EMPLOYEE, I’D FIRE YOU FOR BEING LAZY!

I’m still trying to sort out a roomcaerfree , we might have to shack up in a king bed at this rate, all 2 bed queens are apparently already sold, which I find incredibly hard to believe in just a single 24 hour period.

>:(

Wow, registration for Yaoi Con this year was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much nicer than my fiasco last year!!!
I have my confirmation and I’m a happy camper and will not have to deal with this crap later.
But damn it, why is every fucking hotel in California totally Non-Smoking anymore.
It’s fucking COLD OUTSIDE IN OCTOBER DAMN IT!
Fuck. I hate carting my ass outside at home, why the fuck would I want to go down seven flights of stairs or an elevator.
*grumbles*
Other than that rain on my parade, The Marriott looks quite nice, I hope it is.
I have a fridge *AND* a microwave already in the room, that will be heavenly. I won’t have to cart my crock pit this year.

^_^

Now I’d better do my regular con registration next huh?
^_^

We ♥ Pr0n
We ♥ TEH GEY
We ♥ SNARKY BITCHES
We ♥ Yaoi-Con!
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I am so OUT OF IT!
I’ve spent the last two days under a medicated STUPOR.
I’m hopeless at trying to catch up with everyone’s Con reports and hopefully will find my gad damn camera in a bag somewhere to make mine this afternoon.
I love going to con, but man my eternal energy and GO-GO Power Rangers fortification is just pure adrenlin while *AT* the con.
When I get home, I inevitably prove to myself that I am indeed no longer a youngling and must fight tired old lady syndrome.

Running to the grocery store now to get food for my kitty (Who has plastered herself against me like a suction cup on a shower wall since I got home.
Apparently my “NEEDY” is aptly named. She needs affection 24/7 and I am TEH BAD MOMMY for leaving her for 5 days in a row.

So let me come around to the land of the living and con report to follow this afternoon I hope

I am Home
I am DEAD
Con-report that could get a ton of us arrested in all fifty states… Incriminating pictures and videos of LIVE and in STEREO BDSM Whipping and creative uses of glowing dildos from in the Dealer’s Room.
I had the best fucking seat in the house man for sexy twinky boys into kink! *I LOVE THIS CON!!!!11111oneoneoneoneelventyoneandthreequarters!!!!!***
when I find what bag I packed my camera in and take a fucking NAP FIRST and catch up on the sleep deprivation I am suffering.
I am NOT 20 anymore
But damn I can still party like I am (I just pay for it later)

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz X_X

OKAY Yaoi-Con Attendees…
Specifically those of you coming in and out of my room on regular basisesesssssssss preciousssssessssss
(especially my roomies! caerfree & caro_t)

My Cell Phone
559-300-7586

Don’t know room # yet… call me when you get in and I’ll give it to you.
I am arriving Thursday Afternoon probably around 3-4 pm
I’m leaving my house about Noon and it’s 3-4 hour drive for me.

What I’m bringing to the room:

FOOD WISE
small crock pot (I am so cooking for myself)
electric kettle
enough varieties of tea (black, green and herbals and everything inbetween) to choke a horse
instant cocoa mix (hey can’t be picky in a hotel room)
tons of splenda packets, if you want real sugar, better bring it.
the staples like bread, Peanut Butter, lunch meat
Paper plates, plastic utensils, paper bowls etc…

if you want more food or booze you supply it please
I’d love to feed every one and all but hey the reason I’m cooking is to save a little cash man.

NON FOOD
Laptop (to watch Pron man!!!!)
Pr0n
(oh and the dealer’s room STUFF!)

is there anything else other than like clothes? LOL

When is the Porn Party this year?
same as every year….

MST PORN PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT AFTER CON EVENTS
Beginning probably 8 or 9 ish (Whenever folks drag themselves in from events no schedule yet so clueless when thing END on Saturday night…)

What to bring with you? Whatever food/drink you want and dig out your p0rn stash (anime or live) and we’ll add it to the playlist.

Nothing better(or more fun) than MSTing porn with a bunch of sick ladies! :pppppp

Okay the stressing can officially commence in 5-4-3-2-1!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(not that I haven’t already been stressing for WEEKS getting preapred!)

Final note to Sakuranbo Studio Peeps…
spubba, thevirginreaper, themscarecrows, themdolphins, caro_t, & vampireskiss

AFTER YOU CHECK IN AT REGISTRATION DO NOT FORGET TO IMMEDIATELY COME TO THE DEALER’S ROOM TO EXCHANGE YOUR VISITOR BADGE FOR A DEALER’S BADGE WITH tpod (TRACY) WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE DEALER’S ROOM AS ALWAYS!!!! Don’t forget or you be locked out of the room like everyone else during set up and stuff… PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remember to meet in my Room (Call me) at 6:30 PM Friday night (If you are in yet) We can set up our booth between 7-11 pm Friday night and let’s get it done quick so we can go piss about. It shouldn’t take more than a few minutes to get our booth set up if we have a lot of hands to help shelp.

Thanks!

xoxoxoxo

Okay folksies… I have a VERY limited quanity of books coming with me.
^{(They are esspesive by tarnation to print in small-bulk man…I’m “po=Folk!”)}

So If you are coming to the Con and want to pre-pay for a book so you are guarnteed a copy…

I’m taking Pre-Orders Now.
Full-Color Art Book: $15.00
Following Tides Paperback Novel: $20.00
Sempre Dolcissomo Cantabile (Infinty book One) Paperback Novel: $15.00
Guibilante Con Calore (Infinty Book Two) Paperback Novel: $15.00
Bohemian Pearl Paperback Novel: $15.00

I can only accept Pay-pal only for pre-orders this close to con
Pay-Pal address: fablespinner @ fablespinner.com

If you pre-pay I’ll have the book set aside for you for pick up at theconvention. Look for the Sakuranbo Studios Booth in the Dealer’s Room.

I’ll have individual prints, bookmarks and badges also for sale at the table as well and peices in the art show for sale too.
MWAH! Countdown is on!!!

GOD DAMN WESTIN PEICES OF SHIT!!!!!!!

First they tell me there are no triple rates at all only singles and quads…
then she miraculously finds the triple room rate and says they are “all sold out” “Blocked out for those dates. (And yes I gave them the con info at the beginnig of the call, of course those room are “blocked” idiot… for the CONVENTION ATTENDEES!!! ><__><

abd ALL SOLD OUT?---> BULLSHIT! The hotel venue was only announced less than 8 hours ago… I seriously DOUBT all the fucking rooms are booked at this point lady!

Look again bitch!

THEN… (but wait there’s more!!!)

All Westin Hotels this year are 100% NON-SMOKING!

Watch me bring a god damn ashtray and a shitload of air freshener with me and smoke over the toilet with the ventilation fan on full blast. I’ll respect the room itself and not smoke out there but come ON!

I am not going all the way into the fucking BACK PARKING LOT in the RAIN… (Because you can’t even smoke by the damn door and this is rainy season in San Francisco! and BARKING COLD on the water!)….

Just To have a fag in a room I am paying $139.00 bucks a night for!?

RAWR!

I am bitch hear me ROAR.

Now off to look at dealer’s room shit and book that end of things now….

*sigh* At least Hotel is booked Thursday the 19th – Monday the 23rd (I’m checking out Tuesday morning)

EDIT #1 addendum:

GOD DAMN WESTIN FUCKED UP MY RESERVATION!
They booked me as checking out on MONDAY after I repeated this 4 fucking times to the C-NT on the phone.

Then I call back and again they tell me the triples are SOLD OUT and then tell me they’ll give me a SINGLE ROOM for a one day reservation for MONDAY NIGHT

Um……… NO! TRY AGAIN MONICA!!!! Not my fault first lady messed up my reservation.

What about my 2 other guests you FUCKTARDS? Should they Sleep on the Lobby Floor?

Then she says I can’t have the con rate for the 23rd… and it’s Westin’s “best price for the room” $289.00 to keep the room I’m in on monday the 23rd.

OH FUCK NO! ABSOULTELY NOT GOOD ENOUGH! The con rates are good THROUGH the 23rd, that is not CHEC OUT TIME on the 23rd because that would indicate the rooms are only good through the 22nd. Oh… No. The 23rd is on the rate list, I will have con rate for the 23rd!!!

I’ve just asked “Give me your supervisor” right the fuck now…. 15 minutes already on the phone with “MONICA” and she’s brain dead!

I’m On Hold with cheesy hold music… right at this moment….

Do not fuck with a customer service Diva, I will eat you for breakfast little girl!

OH HELL NO THEY HUNG UP ON ME!!!!

Watch me call right fucking back assholes! Monica you are TOAST! I will roast you!

Got a “Donna” this time…. it must be the name…. Donna thank you for at least making an additional day separate reservation at the same con-rate it is only the 23rd after all.

Fuck me this should not be that fucking difficult to book a god damn hotel room for 5 nights!

>..<

She told me they still may make me change rooms that last night to a different triple, but she noted the second reservation that this is an addendum to the first and it was not my error and I should not be penalized for a WESTIN error… I had better NOT have to change rooms on monday!

I’m going to have a dealer’s room booth full of stuff in there!! *cries*

EDIT EDIT

Is my Name Murphy’s Law?
Just got Confirmation e-mail #2 for the additional day
and DONNA FUCKED IT UP!!!!!

*cries* seriously CRIES NOW with frustration… 3 calls so far and all of them messed up!

She booked that additional day for me like she said she would and that should have been on the ORIGINAL RESERVATION because I asked for it specifically the FIRST TIME AROUND and guess what “Donna” did?

Booked that extra day as a fucking SINGLE ROOM at the sinlge con-rate, occupants “1″ when she KNEW, because I also said this GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES NOW… I need a TRIPLE, as in me and 2 more people!!! that means “3″!!!!

PRIMAL SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So back I go calling the Westin, this is now my fourth call and two hours on the phone as well and I talk to “AMY”, at least Amy was able to modify that second confirmation for Monday to 3 guests.

Now I’m waiting for the confirmation e-mail and this had BETTER FUCKING BE RIGHT NOW!

I should not have to call four fucking times just to book a 5 night stay at your god damn hotel!

I know I’m speaking plain English here god damn it!

Anyone heard about Yaoi-con dates yet?
I *REALLY* need to apply for my vacation time SOON

O_o

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